SubscribeA Classic - Eats, Shoots & Leaves
Posted 06/03/2007 22:15 pm (3 years, 4 months ago) by Miles
I can't remember where I heard this first but I got reminded of it a little earlier and thought I'd share the enjoyment.A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.
“Why?” asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
“Well, I'm a panda,” he says at the door. “Look it up.”
The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. “Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.”
Taken from the Wikipedia entry.
Tagged with: random stuff, humour
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